On A Desert Island

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On a small, isolated island somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, a man who has been stranded there for 10 years sits and looks at the distant horizon, seeing something he has never seen before.

An object so far away that it's just a speck, but it's moving!

"It's certainly not a ship," he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft.

A Blonde In A Wet Suit Approaches

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Suddenly, a stunning blonde woman in a wetsuit and scuba gear emerges from the surf.

The stunned man approaches her and greets her, telling her he hasn't seen a living soul since he was stranded on this island.

She approaches the stunned guy and says, "So, tell me, how long have you been on this island?"

"Ten years," replies the man, who is visibly overwhelmed with emotion.

Then she says to the guy: "So it's been 10 years since you've had a cigarette?"

"Yes," he says. "It's been 10 long years since I had a cigarette."

And Lights A Cigarette

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She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve, and pulls out a pack of cigarettes and a lighter.

He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says: "Man, oh man! Is that good!"

And how long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?" she asks him.

Trembling, the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over, unzips her right sleeve, pulls out a flask, and hands it to him.

He opens the flask, takes a long sip, and says: "WOW, that's absolutely fantastic!"

10 Years Without

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At this point, she starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down the front of her wetsuit, looks at the man seductively, and asks:

"And how long has it been since you've played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the guy drops to his knees and sobs: "Oh good Lord! Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there?"
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